And somehow the husbands and wives of Twitter continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life and sum it up perfectly in 280 characters or fewer.
Every other Monday, we round up the funniest marriage tweets of the last two weeks. Read on for 25 relatable new ones that will have you laughing in agreement.
Times I’ve seen my husband cry:
1. Our wedding
2. The birth of our children
3. The time I mowed the grass too short
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) May 15, 2020
Marriage is having separate tubes of toothpaste because your spouse squeezes it wrong
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 5, 2020
My wife managed to open a jar of pickles herself and I am now nonessential.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) May 6, 2020
Me: I just killed